Tuesday, February 12, 2008

One Reaon Reason Our Schools are Failing . . .

(Nice title, you'd think I was the illiterate one - thanks Matt)

This story is amazing to me:

John Corcoran graduated from college and taught high school for 17 years without being able to read, write or spell. . . In 1961, Corcoran graduated with a bachelor's degree in education, while still illiterate he contends. He then went on to become a teacher during a teacher shortage. . . For 17 years Corcoran taught high school for the Oceanside School District. Relying on teacher's assistants for help and oral lesson plans, he said he did a great job at teaching his students.

That explains some of the teachers I know.

Friday, February 08, 2008

America's Most Dangerous Chuck-E-Cheese

We all know that Flint, Michigan is one of the most dangerous cities in America. (number 3 on the list . . . The infamous Compton, CA is number 4). Even here, though, one would think that Chuck-E-Cheese, that icon of Americana, would be safe. A haven from the storms of life where happy children play as smiling parents watch approvingly.

If one thought this, however, one would be very, very wrong.

The first call came in at 8:53 p.m. concerning a fight among three teenage girls at the pizza parlor. A Genesee County Sheriff's paramedic and state troopers quickly got the fight under control, and canceled other officers headed that way to back them up. . .But a few minutes later, the officers sent out a second call as the fight erupted again, and quickly turned into "a knock-down, drag-out between 75 and 80 people," said Flint Township police Sgt. Tim Jones. . . Police from around the county poured into the restaurant shortly after 9 p.m. trying to control the crowd. . .Officers from Burton, Swartz Creek and the townships of Mundy, Clayton and Flint assisted county and state police officers. . .Pepper spray used to control the crowd may have added to the uproar.

Apparently, this isn't the first time there has been trouble in paradise:

A corporate spokesperson said late Monday: "We do everything in our power to make it a safe place for kids. These were both isolated incidents."

But Flint Township police say they were called 30 separate times to Chuck E. Cheese last year. The cases range from assault to disorderly conduct to even one case of criminal sexual conduct.

So far, police have responded five times already this year. (as of January 28.)

One such incident is tragic and sad, but 35? Once every ten days things at the Chuck-E-Cheese require police intervention?!?! I don't know what to say about that, other than "I'll take that TO GO please."

So, if you're ever in Flint watch out for. . .umm. . . on second though, just turn around and go home.

"Transgender" Second Grader . . .

This story is just weird.
HIGHLANDS RANCH, CO – The issue of being transgender usually pops up with students in high school. However, a 2nd grade biological boy wants to dress as a girl and be addressed with a girl's name. . . teachers are planning to address the student by name instead of using he or she. The child will not use the regular boys or girls bathroom. Instead, two unisex bathrooms in the building will be made available. . . The student had attended this same school in years prior, but had left to go to classes in another district for about two years. The transgender student will be returning to what is the child's home school. Dave M. thinks classmates will recognize the change.

Of course they will recognize the change!!! I don't mean to offend anyone, but does a second grader really understand anything about what it means in the long-run to be male or female? Is elementary school the right place to "come out?" Does the child understand that to truly pursue this, he will need multiple major surgeries, hormone treatments, and will never be able to have children? If a person is going to make a choice of that magnitude, shouldn't they be old enough to tie their shoes first? The therapist says:
The most important thing is to make sure the transgender student does not become the target of bullying or verbal abuse which can lead to suicide. "These children are at high-risk," said Pearson. "Our number one goal is to keep kids safe."

So the way to make sure the child isn't ridiculed is to
  1. Have him go ahead and cross-dress,
  2. Call him by a different name than the children knew him by before,
  3. Have him use a special bathroom,
  4. Pass out an explanation to every parent in the school, and
  5. Never refer to him using pronouns?
That won't make him seem any different! Just one of the gang! Excuse the sarcasm, but they might as well put a "kick me" sign on his back and have him stand on a desk in front of the classroom all day.

I'm not trying to say that this child isn't deeply confused, all I'm saying is that this remedy is going to make things worse. This is just labeling him. Children HATE being labeled, but they will latch on to the labels given by others immediately. The school wouldn't divide the class into beanpoles, husky kids, midgets and cripples would they? How about preppies, stoners, nerds and jocks? kids might, but the school shouldn't. By doing this, the school is separating him from his classmates, and singling him out for attention.

Wouldn't it be easier on everyone to have the child wear male clothes while at school, and try to teach him that his worth as a person isn't determined by the clothes he wears? That would keep the discussion, advice and counsel to the people who are supposed to care about him and not drag the entire community into a personal, private issue. Parents need to ensure that their children make choices at the appropriate time, and with full knowledge and understanding of the consequences, not let them do whatever they feel like, and insist that the entire community adapt.

As a side issue, I thought the latest thinking was that gender is all a matter of environment? Aren't men and women all the same? Why are "transgender" people the only ones who can insist that gender is fixed at birth without being called bigots? Am I the only one who sees this as inconsistent? I must need to attend more propaganda sessions sensitivity training.

Monday, January 28, 2008

President Gordon B. Hinckley 1910-2008



President Hinckley passed away yesterday evening. I'll miss him, but I'm glad he'll be reunited with his wife. What an incredible life!

I'll miss his sincerity and candor. His words always made me feel a desire to do more and to be better. Listening to him in many Priesthood sessions, I always got the sense that he keenly understood the consequences of sin, and had faith in the ability of each of us to repent, to arise and be men of God.

He showed that you can be humble, meek and righteous, and yet speak with candor, humor and divine authority.

When I go, I hope I go like Pres. Hinckley, quickly and in relatively good health, and I hope to be half the man, half the servant of Christ that he was.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Black History Month

Now we know what happened to the Chanukah Ham guy. He's working at Walgreen's!



D'oh! This is probably not the aspect of black history Walgreen's ought to emphasize.

Friday, January 18, 2008

You Know You're In France When . . .

. . . offering your customers free shipping is ruled illegal.

No, that's not a joke. An excerpt from the article:

The Tribunal de Grande Instance (a French appeals court) in Versailles ruled back in December that Amazon was violating the country's 1981 Lang law with its free shipping offer. That law forbids booksellers from offering discounts of more than 5 percent off the list price, and Amazon was found to be exceeding that discount when the free shipping was factored in. . . Now it's choosing to pay €1,000 a day rather than follow the court's order. . . Amazon can do so for 30 days (€30,000), but after that time the court will review the fine. They could raise it, or they could lower it, but given that Amazon has chosen to flip the justices the bird, guess which outcome is more likely? At some point, if Amazon doesn't change its ways, the fine will probably be jacked up so high that the company has no choice but to comply.

Vive la France! Vive la socialisme! and Vive la expensive books!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

From the files of Big Brother

The nanny state continues it's malignant growth. A Tyranny Update from Walter Williams via Townhall.com:

The California Energy Commission has recently proposed amendments to its standards for energy efficiency... These standards include a requirement that any new or modified heating or air conditioning system must include a programmable communicating thermostat (PCT) whose settings can be remotely controlled by government authorities. A thermostat czar, sitting in Sacramento, would be empowered to remotely reduce the heating or cooling of your house during what he deems as an "emergency event."... the thermostat must be configured in a way that doesn't allow the customer to override the czar's decision.


Get ready for mandated 68 degrees in the winter and 78 degrees in the summer. Babies, illness or personal preferences be damned! Will Californians really put up with this? I hope not, because California lunacy has the tendency to spread. Forget the Mexican border fence, let's start work on the California border fence. We'll make it like the Berlin Wall. We'll welcome all escapees, but won't let them return.

Someone has to save them...

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Why I Quit the Social Sciences

MSNBC has an encouraging headline today:

Bucking the trend in many other wealthy industrialized nations, the United States seems to be experiencing a baby boomlet, reporting the largest number of children born in 45 years.

The nearly 4.3 million births in 2006 were mostly due to a bigger population, especially a growing number of Hispanics. That group accounted for nearly one-quarter of all U.S. births. But non-Hispanic white women and other racial and ethnic groups were having more babies, too....

The same report also showed births becoming more common in nearly every age and racial or ethnic group. Birth rates increased for women in their 20s, 30s and early 40s, not just teens. They rose for whites, blacks, Hispanics, American Indians and Alaska Natives.


If I were to guess at the reasons, I would say things like: "people are confident in the future" or "people are well-to-do enough that they can support a larger family" or simply "Americans love family and value children."

According to "the experts," however, I would be mistaken. The actual reasons, of course, are:

a decline in contraceptive use, a drop in access to abortion, poor education and poverty.


Huh??? That the stupidest thing I've read in weeks. I must have missed the Supreme Court's over-ruling of Roe v. Wade, and the onset of the current Depression with its widespread poverty. I'm sorry, but poor education does NOT explain an increase in fertility among women in their 30s and 40s.

This is a prime example of social science failing to see the trees for the forest (to turn the metaphor around). They are taking a generalization and applying it to a specific case (the U.S.) which may not fit the generalization. All this "expert" did was think of the generalizations commonly used to explain the decline in fertility which usually accompanies economic development, then... and this is a basic logical fallacy... assumed that since fertility increased, the level of development as measured by the above factors must have declined.

Anyone who has had any logic training at all knows that:

If A (development), then B (lower fertility)
Not B,
ergo not A

is not logically sound.

That is what I hated about the social sciences. They all seem to believe that because the group acts a certain way on average, individuals within the group act the same way. No allowance is made for individual choice or action. Everything is averages, means and standard deviations.

Social Science cannot explain individual cases that deviate from the norm. It cannot account for Ghandi or Hitler, Mother Teresa or Stalin, the Pioneers or the Crusades, Jim Jones or Jesus Christ, and it cannot, apparently, explain why Americans love and value children more than Europeans do.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

The Primary Season

(WARNING: extremely wonkish analysis follows. Read at your own risk, May cause insomnia or mild cynicism)

Well, if you watch the news, you know that apparently the race for the presidential nominations is over. Iowa and New Hampshire have spoken, What else is there to say? McCain and Clinton it is, the comeback kids. . .except that the media is ALL WRONG!

It's really irritating to a confessed political junkie like me. Now, I couldn't care less who wins the Democrat primary, so I'll just shot apart the conventional wisdom on the republican candidates.

1. "McCain and Huckabee are winning all the delegates since they've won IA and NH, and they're getting all the press. . ." But (according to CNN) Mitt Romney actually leads the delegate count, even after Hew Hampshire.

2. "Romney's lost the first two primaries, he'll never recover. . ." but you probably didn't even hear about the Wyoming caucus, did you? Held between IA and NH, Romney won that one hands down, and it has exactly the same number of delegates as New Hampshire. Tradition has made everyone focus on those two states. But this year is different. It used to be that IA and NH were first, and everyone else was quite a but later. Not so this year, the schedule is compressed so much that no one has time to run out of money or lose momentum before the next election. There are 8 primaries and caucuses in January this year, there were none in 2004. There are another 19 in the first 5 days of February.

3. "IA and NH are the most important, they are representative of the GOP as a whole." They are not! New Hampshire is a suburb of Boston now, and is full of quirky, secular people. they also let independents vote in any primary they want. IA is a small state who's voters worry more about Ethanol subsidies than anything else. This is not the GOP on a national level. In addition, the only reason these two states are important is the incessant media coverage they receive. Only 5% of the necessary delegates have been awarded so far, with Romney winning about half of them.

4. "It'll all be over on Feb. 5th, Giuliani will sweep in and take the nomination." Not likely. The GOP needs 1191 delegates to win. 949 are awarded on Feb. 5th (Super Tuesday). Even if Giuliani swept them all, (not possible, as some are awarded proportionally) He couldn't clinch the nomination. Giuliani hasn't competed in any race so far. and if he's counting on Florida to give him a big boost with it's 114 delegates, tough luck, FL and a few other states (including MI) lsot have their delegates when they moved their primaries before Feb. 5th in violation of party rules. Even after Super Tuesday there are several large delegate totals to be decided. (e.g. Texas - 140, Ohio -88, N.Carolina - 69, Pennsylvania - 74, Virginia - 63 = 434 delegates). In all over 1000 delegates are awarded after Feb. 5th. A well organized campaign with money and resources to compete to the end can make up a lot of ground.

In short: This year is different. there is no front runner and it is certainly NOT over yet.

Random Picture Day

Just some stuff from the internet.


Remember those lighthouses we visited in July? This is why we went in July, not December. This also may explain how the dead fish came to be stuck in the walkway.


1 gigabyte, then and now (note the little SD card in her hand).


Sorry, only slightly funny.


Save it for the gym, man.


Hey, smile, this is for posterity! Are you smiling? Aunt. . .whoever you are. . .uhhh. . . number 3, a little to the left!


Who's this sign for?